Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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