some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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