There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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