I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
