She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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