haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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