Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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