ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
high people should be assigned attendants
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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