Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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