sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I am full of burrito and curiosity
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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