he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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