Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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