Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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