My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
tell me about the fingering
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