i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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