My balls are so social today.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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