Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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