i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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