is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Randomize
