1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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