just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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