and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
We just shotgunned beers for America
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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