dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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