Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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