its not stalking. its research.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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