dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
