My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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