He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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