I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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