yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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