Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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