It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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