Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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