The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My vagina is officially offended.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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