You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
