Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
