..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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