Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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