I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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