so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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