when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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