Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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