So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
