just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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