just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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