I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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