Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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