STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I wish there were birth control emojis
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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