I think i peed on brittanys purse
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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