3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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