she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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